| Thursday, March 29th, 2001 |
| 8:16 am |
So, uhhh... bark and stuff! I would write in this thing much more often, but its damn near impossible to get mom off of the computer. She's either out at school, work, out with friends, or sitting at home on that damn thing... hasn't she ever heard of a book? Anyways... mom's been really upset lately whenever she comes over to play with me. She said something about having to find me a new home on account of the landlord. Now can someone please tell me whats up with that? Sure it will be great to have more room to run around. It may even be cool to have sunlight in the daytime while inside (impossible in our basement), but can't I take mom and Ryan with me???? I don't think I want to go to anyone elses house... Ive already broken mom into waking up in the middle of the night for my bathroom jaunts that I forget to need before she goes to bed. And hey, I've already torn up some of her favorite things, we've got a bond! *sigh*, but alas, to no avail.... does anyone need a cute little puppy who will love you more than life itself? I need a home. |
| Sunday, January 21st, 2001 |
| 7:04 pm |
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| Friday, January 19th, 2001 |
| 1:10 pm |
*BARK*JUMP*
*bark*jump*bark*jump*bark*jump* hehe, this is how I've made moms week. Nah... Im an angel. She hasn't had to scold me all week long. And imagine that, I get played with and more attention when Im a good dog for a week. I gotta do this more often.... If only I didnt have those EEENNNNEEEERRRRGGGGYYYY SSSSUUURRRRGGGGEEEESSSS!!!! (energy surges) We've gone on a lot of walks, and she even took me to this place yesterday that smelled like lots of other dogs and got me one of those tasty treats. She called it a vet(?) and a heartworm pill(?) Whatever... there were other dogs, and I was happy. Her parents were in town this weekend and brought me a new toy. I love it! I cant seem to put it down... I've already ripped off its eyes and its tongue, and its only a matter of time before I am able to rip the head off. (I love toys) Mom came home last night with 3 bags of rawhide chew toys. Man, I am in heaven!!!! Im seriously doing this good thing more often. :) I love you Mom!!! :) |
| Friday, December 15th, 2000 |
| 10:22 am |
Well, I dont know if I agree with this...
Dont they have a lab/chow/pitbull section??????? The personality is right, but Im much cuter than some yippie dog!  No bones about it, you're a social, bustling Yorkshire Terrier. Active and enthusiastic, Yorkies like you have a ton of energy ? which means you're probably always running around like a mad dog. You're never without a project to work on, an errand to run, or a party to catch. (Where do you find the time?) You're a chatty little pup, too ? talking is one of your favorite pastimes. That's why all your friends and acquaintances see you as their own personal "Entertainment Tonight" and rely on you for the latest gossip and social bulletins. People adore your affectionate nature and get-up-and-go eagerness. Woof! |
| Thursday, December 14th, 2000 |
| 9:17 pm |
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Gross!!!
Mom sucks!!!! She just cleaned my eyes out! I was happy with my gunk... And if that wasnt bad enough, she had to brush my teeth!! Who the fuck ever heard of brushing a dogs teeth right? So anyways, she uses this "beef flavored" toothpaste... Ugh, I almost threw up on her. |
| Sunday, December 10th, 2000 |
| 11:44 pm |
hehehe... All the people are gone. Well, moms still here, but she's not people.. Last night was fun, while Ryan wasnt looking, I grabbed his sunglasses and got the entire house of drunken humans to chase me about... I love silly people... Dinner time! *burp* Current Mood:  contemplative |
| Tuesday, December 5th, 2000 |
| 12:23 pm |
What the fuck????????
Holy shit! when mom woke up this morning she let me jump in bed and play with her for a while (I love that!) Then we went outside for the much needed refreshing break... came back in and she gave me a whole BUNCHA toys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive been tossing them around all morning! She even got me this stylish new collar... its got zebra stripes on it! To top it all off... she got me this really sweet gooey tasting thing and actually let me eat it!!!!! I dunno what this is... but I like it! :) |
| Sunday, December 3rd, 2000 |
| 10:37 am |
*YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN* Why are we awake moma? Screw this... Im going to sleep on your bed! yeah yeah...so anyway, moms all excited because Im going to some big place with her where I wont bark and where I am going to eat the props. Oh wait, I think she said she didnt want me to do that. Ugh... she has so many damn RULES! |
| Tuesday, November 21st, 2000 |
| 3:18 pm |
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| 2:58 pm |
*lick* *lick* *lick*, chew on bone, lick stomach, throw back leg up way in the air, leave crotch exposed to the world because they always want to see it... roll over on back, pretend im dead.... chew on bone again... *sneeze* *play on momas bed... play on momas bed...* i love comforters! |
| Friday, November 17th, 2000 |
| 12:13 am |
hehehe... rolling on mamas bed!!!!!!! whoo hoo... backwards and forwards, forwards and backwards.... lets see if I roll just this way.... Yeah!!!!!!!!! Oh she doesnt know what she's missing! How can she sleep in this thing every single night and not realise how fun it is??? She sure had fun when that one guy stayed in it with her...they rolled a bit! (Sorry guys...had to do it - Lesley) Ok, time to pass out watching mom on the computer...she's on that thing too damn much! |
| Friday, November 10th, 2000 |
| 7:56 pm |
hehehehe...confusing moma again! I love it! I bet she thinks there's really some reason I pick up my food, take it to another location, drop it, eat it there, and then make 30 trips back and forth following the same protocol. hehehe... if she only knew how fun it was to see that confused look on her face! |
| Thursday, November 9th, 2000 |
| 11:51 am |
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| Wednesday, November 8th, 2000 |
| 1:28 am |
Why on earth is mom getting so worked up tonight? Something about a frat boy vs a geek? Who cares, feed me! *scratch floor* *lick lips* *stare at mom* *turn* *fall* *sleep* |
| Tuesday, November 7th, 2000 |
| 11:26 am |
Why is mom up so early? Doesnt she realise that I had another 5 hours scheduled to sleep before I woke up, turned around, ate some food and then went back to sleep??? Shut up mom!! Quit making so much noise!!! |
| Monday, November 6th, 2000 |
| 10:03 pm |
*roll* *roll* *tongue out* *flip over* dohdedoh...eat a nut I found in the back yard... what a great day! |
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